Charizard & Dragonite

Oh get off your high horse Charizard. You lot are as bland as they come. So you were on the box of Red, so you're still the rarest and most valuable production card, you're also still just an orange dragon! Not to mention Blastoise over there on the cover of Blue could kick your ass with ease, I mean yeah Venusaur trumped him but he at least it took a bit of a fight. There's not even any need for Hydro Pump to topple you guys, a simple Surf or probably even a Bubblebeam would do it. You guys are not special. You want to know why you lot ever got popular? Because when Red and Blue came out we were all kids, not like now where the game is played by kids and adults alike. No back then we were young you, were dragons and that's all that seemed to matter. But the times have changed, we've matured and I think it's time you did too. I'm not angry I'm just dissapointed. You suck.

Well talk about let down Dragonite. Dratini was such a cute little blue wormy thing, and Dragonair was a wonderfully elegant blue creature. Then they evolve and they become you lot. A girly looking Charizard. Why are Dragonite orange? When did that happen!? What happened to the serene shades of blue? Orange makes you just like a Charizard!

Even the inside of their wings is a bluey-green like Charizard. Dragonite does not look like it could do any harm, oh sure it knew Hyperbeam but it wasn't the only one then and certainly isn't now. It has a puny and blunt spike on it's head with two weird antennae which came out of nowhere. It really is a mild mannered looking Charizard. Dragonite look more like a creature that should spout sickening cute phrases like "Friends are the greatest gift of all" or "My favourite time is time with you" in a soft dopey tone when a child squeezes it. Chaziard may be bland and weak but at least they look like they can kick ass.

I refuse to believe you lot came from Dragonair, Dragonite. You truly suck!