Sunkern

Well if you don't know why Sunkern suck then you might as well give up now. Sunkern is a sunflower seed, not a monster, a sunflower seed! How is that a monster? Is it a seed that swarms and suffocates it's victims like ants or tears it's flesh from the bone like a shoal of piranhas? Nah it's just a sunflower seed. And it's a tiny one too, it's possibly the least intimidating Pokémon there is. And Sunflora aren't much better but I'll cover them later.

The name too, it may be a combination of the words 'sun' and 'kern' which all sound clever in principle but it sounds more like a way to describe an old ship at the bottom of the sea when you read it aloud.

You know I actually used to eat bags of sunflower seeds as healthy snacks when I was a kid. That is how non-threatening this 'monster' is. They don't even learn any powerful moves.

Sunkern, you lot suck.