Cherubi & Cherrim

Yeah, cherry Pokemon, that was a good idea. What the hell were they thinking? It's two cherries with faces and one has stumpy legs. They're almost less threatening than Sunkern except the fact that there's two of them, though one appears to be perpetually asleep. Really I can't think of anything more to say, it's cherry Pokémon, it sucks. Cherubi sucks.

Oh actually I did remember one more thing. If that didn't make you hate Cherubi enough, how about this. Every time you see it's name you will think "cherubi rubi rubi rubiiii waaaaooooo-aaaaoooo-aaaaooooh!" like the Kaiser Chief's song. Annoying isn't it?

Firstly, you frustratingly never show your faces unless you use that stupid Sunny Day move, which is rubbish why would I waste a turn with that? It power's up fire type moves and you're grass types you idiots! Weak ones at that! Why don't I just hand over half my money to the other trainer now and save us all the embarrassment?

Secondly when you do actually open up it doesn't make sense. Look at you all closed up, you have red legs, you open and they become yellow? The stalk and leaves on your head disappear and you gain 5 petals from 2 which turn from dark purple to pale pink? I'd accept this in an evolution but it's not that is it, it's you opening up to the sun like a flower. Actually that in itself doesn't make much sense, I'm no botanist but don't fruits come from flowers and not the other way around?

Not to mention after upping the opponents power against you, you've then gone and removed what little defence you had covering you. You know you lot deserve a Fire Punch to the face you really do. You suck.